Treasures Found!

GOLD! GOLD! GOLD!

PORT DALHOUSIE -- Found off the Port Dalhousie cost of Lake Ontario these ancient pieces were found by local divers scattered deep outside the deep waters of the Third Ridge. This picture was taken early Monday morning when the discovery was made.

"I'd dived in this area before but had never seen anything like this. It was just a fluke I spotted it!"

The mayor of St. Catharines, Tim Rigby claimed he had no idea that there was gold in Lake Ontario and began to laugh nerviously. He then walked back the way he'd came and started making calls on his cellphone. There has been no comment given at this time.

In 1742 a small merchant vessel that sank into the depths of Lake Ontario has never been found. The possibility of it being close to the shore after so many years is concerning for the local environmentalists who believe the waters are beginning to receed and is the reason that led to the discovery.

We will keep you posted on any further developments.